Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Stuart]

What is the stupidest question you have been asked?
Someone asked me:
"Is Dr. Seuss a doctor?"

When I was at 10ded's house a few weeks back, I was at a McD's, I had on my linux hat and a thinkgeek shirt stating "no I will not fix your computer." and the retard behind the counter looks at me and says"so, are you a computer tech?" I guess thats why he works at McD's. :

[Stuart]

lol, I need to get that shirt..

[Coral_Sea]

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When I was at 10ded's house a few weeks back, I was at a McD's, I had on my linux hat and a thinkgeek shirt stating "no I will not fix your computer." and the retard behind the counter looks at me and says"so, are you a computer tech?" I guess thats why he works at McD's. :
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I'm sure you didn't mean to denigrate all the folks who work under the golden arches, 'cause most of them are kids who are earning money for a good reason instead of hanging around the malls (or worse). Some of them grow up to be doctors, lawyers, and, yes, even the odd computer geek...

Are you some kind of anti war nazi?

No just by talking to the kid, you could tell that the porchlights were on, but no one was home. hey, My wife used to work there.

[trickster]

While looking at me "Hey, you're here already?"

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While looking at me "Hey, you're here already?"
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just look at him and answer in a cold fasion.... no, you are seeing things

[martin]

My favorite from when I lived in Alaska "Do you accept American money?"

[Ashcrow]

"How do I know if the power is back on?"