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    Yes --- it's that time again..

    Time to whip out the imaginary guitar again - it's been an awful long time.

    We've been together for so very long
    But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
    Seems you don't want me around
    The passion is gone and the flame's died down

    I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
    That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
    You used to think I was nice
    Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

    Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
    That kind of thing is hard to ignore
    Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

    I knew that we were having problems when
    You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
    You're still the light of my life
    Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

    You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
    You poison my coffee just a little each day
    I still remember the way that you laughed
    When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

    Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
    Doing in my underwear drawer?
    Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

    You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
    Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
    You set my house on fire
    You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

    Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
    You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
    You drilled a hole in my head
    Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

    Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
    You never acted this way before
    Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
    Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

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    Re:Yes --- it's that time again..

    Kind of a creepy song but I think it would have a nice tune to it.

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    reminds me of this tune...

    Aahh

    Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
    Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
    'Cause you found a brand new lover
    You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

    So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
    And I tore all your pictures in two
    And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
    Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

    That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
    I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
    'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
    Than spend one more minute with you

    I guess I might seem kinda bitter
    You got me feeling down in the dumps
    'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
    And I have to use the self-service pumps

    Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
    You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
    'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
    Than spend one more minute with you

    I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
    Than watch you going out with other men
    I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
    Again and again and again and again and again

    Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

    I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
    Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
    I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
    Than spend one more minute with you

    Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
    Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
    I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
    Than spend one more minute with you

    I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
    and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
    Than spend one more minute with you

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    Re:Yes --- it's that time again..

    Ummm, yeah. I'm feeling kinda scared. I think I'll go crawl into a corner and listen to "The End".

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    Re:Yes --- it's that time again..

    And both of those would be Wierd Al Yankovic if I remember correctly.

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    Re:Yes --- it's that time again..

    [quote author=10Dedfish link=board=17;threadid=7256;start=0#66940 date=1056189437]
    And both of those would be Weird Al Yankovic if I remember correctly.
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    Mine is at least, I love that nutball..


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    Re:Yes --- it's that time again..

    [quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=7256;start=0#66941 date=1056190342]
    [quote author=10Dedfish link=board=17;threadid=7256;start=0#66940 date=1056189437]
    And both of those would be Weird Al Yankovic if I remember correctly.
    [/quote]

    Mine is at least, I love that nutball..


    [/quote]

    I like his new VH1 show, Al-TV.

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    mine too. reading lovey's made me wanna post my favorite al tune.

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    Re:Yes --- it's that time again..

    I prefer Ray Stevens myself, but Weird Al is pretty good. [singing in my head]I lost on Jeopardy, baby[/singing in my head]

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