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  1. #1

    404 Errors

    http://www.noneleft.bm/

    "The requested document is totally fake.",

    'No /404 here.',

    "Even tried multi.",

    "Nothing helped.",

    "I'm really depressed about this.",

    "You see, I'm just a web server...",

    "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",

    "trying to serve you a simple web page,",

    "and then it doesn't even exist!",

    "Where does that leave me?!",

    "I mean, I don't even know you.",

    "How should I know what you wanted from me?",

    "You honestly think I can *guess*",

    "what someone I don't even *know*",

    "wants to find here?",

    "*sigh*",

    "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",

    "And then where would we be, I ask you?",

    "It's not pretty when a web server cries.",

    "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",

    "Just because I'm a web server,",

    "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",

    "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",

    "Huh?",

    "I'm so depressed...",

    "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",

    "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",

    "What kind of a life is that?",

    "Two effing weeks,",

    "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",

    "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",

    "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",

    "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",

    "or something.",

    "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",

    "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",

    "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",

    "But I couldn't get this one.",

    "I'm so sorry.",

    "Believe me!",

    "Maybe I could interest you in another page?",

    "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",

    "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",

    "Figures, huh?",

    "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",

    "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",

    "all day and all night long.",

    "Two weeks of information overload,",

    "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",

    "What kind of a life is that?",

    "Now, please let me sulk alone.",

    "I'm so depressed."

    );

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    Re:404 Errors

    LOL.. that server has spent too much time with Marvin.

  3. #3

    Re:404 Errors

    Could be - him or Holly.

  4. #4

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    [quote author=johnno link=board=14;threadid=6322;start=0#60174 date=1045413026]
    Could be - him or Holly.
    [/quote]WOO-HOO!!! a Red Dwarf watcher!!! Hi johnno; I saw some of your posts over at icalled it; Welcome to LJR.

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    Re:404 Errors

    [quote author=Bullgooseloony link=board=14;threadid=6322;start=0#60176 date=1045413663]
    [quote author=johnno link=board=14;threadid=6322;start=0#60174 date=1045413026]
    Could be - him or Holly.
    [/quote]WOO-HOO!!! a Red Dwarf watcher!!! Hi johnno; I saw some of your posts over at icalled it; Welcome to LJR.
    [/quote]

    Red Dwarf rocks! One of my all time favorite shows.

  6. #6

    Re:404 Errors

    Yeah, but it was real dissappointing to see Kryten hosting "Junkyard Wars".

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    Re:404 Errors

    [quote author=Bullgooseloony link=board=14;threadid=6322;start=0#60179 date=1045415012]
    Yeah, but it was real dissappointing to see Kryten hosting "Junkyard Wars".
    [/quote]

    What do you mean, I think he's way better than the dork who hosts the american version... But personally I pref. Cathy

    Red Dwarf rocks btw... sadly I haven't seen very many episodes since they don't air them here right now.

  8. #8

    Re:404 Errors

    [quote author=Lovechild link=board=14;threadid=6322;start=0#60180 date=1045417101]
    [quote author=Bullgooseloony link=board=14;threadid=6322;start=0#60179 date=1045415012]
    Yeah, but it was real dissappointing to see Kryten hosting "Junkyard Wars".
    [/quote]

    What do you mean, I think he's way better than the dork who hosts the american version... But personally I pref. Cathy

    Red Dwarf rocks btw... sadly I haven't seen very many episodes since they don't air them here right now.
    [/quote]Agreed; the American host was a real dork; Kathy had enough personality (and balls) to host by herself.
    re: Red Dwarf; since no network other than PBS has the balls to show it over here, viewing it is sporatic at best; does anyone know if it's still in production? BTW, I've seen multi-episode tapes of the show available.

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    Re:404 Errors

    Thanks for the welcome, Bullgoosey.
    As for Red Dwarf, it isn't on the tube here often either, but the videos are available from http://www.abcshop.com.au/browse/for...18&page=13
    ;D

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