// loveletter.cc
// version 0.16 alpha
// February 14th, 2003

// Initialize the variables
The first time I saw you, my heart had a segmentation fault

// Think up some good compliments...
I tried to graph my love for you, but it didn't converge

// Say something daring here! Mmmm, sexy chat!!
./configure && make && make love

// Make a move!
if ( you love pizza, caffeine, and sleepless nights as much as I do )
then ( I want to recompile your kernel )
else ( you'll be breaking my heart and dumping my core )

// Clean up the program, deallocate memory, and say goodbye
I love you more than Linux (and you _know_ that I wouldn't lie about that...)
-- that guy watching you from across the web