Religions explained

Taoism: Shit Happens

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong

Hinduism: This Shit Happens Before

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage

Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening

Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

Confucianism: Confucius Say, Shit Happens

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday

Protestantism: Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, Shit Happens

Unitarian: What Is This Shit?

Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again

Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

Rastafarianism: Lets Smoke This Shit

Evangelism: Shit Really Has Happened

Atheistism: I Don't Believe This Shit

Antagonism: This Might Be Shit, It Might Not Be

GNUism: All Shit Should Be Free

[stryder144]

Amen, my fellow brother of the sh*t-just-keeps-happening-to-me!

[Tyr_7BE]

Rastafarianism: Lets Smoke This Shit


That one's GREAT

[BurntAsh]

Atheistism: I Don't Believe This Shit

that ones better ;D

[pam]

Hare Krishna is my favourite.

Satanism: Eat shit and die.

[pam]

Jediism: happen, shit does.

[creedon]

[quote author=pam link=board=17;threadid=5692;start=0#54557 date=1038489810]
Jediism: happen, shit does.
[/quote]ROTFL!!!! ;D