I need a business name :(

Crowe <insert hype marketing word here> Computing.

But jokes aside, I always learned that an A letter name was better, because that's the way most searching is done in phone books.. Computers -> Suicide -> AOL... on google however nobody can hear you scream.

Apollon Computing
Aplex Consulting
A+ Grade Consulting
A Penguin' Consultant

[Schotty]

Microwsoft ...

How about "The Best Pissing Computer Repair shop on the Friggin Planet"? I would go there just because of the name. ;D