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Mr. Teeny!!That monkey is just 8).
Okay people - ytime to find out where you stand on this issue!
Me - well I think Mr. Burns. Why? He has had some really really really good lines.
After blowing (maybe hurting...) up hippies
I'll bet they did not think that was too groovy
Talking to Homer after being shot
You have niether the crainial capacity or opposible digits required to operate a firearm
Same episode - talking about geting candy from a baby.
so I decided kick up my heals and wallow in my crapulence
Same episode!! Burns and Smithers dressed up as teenagers
Hello Principal Skinner! Say, my freinds and I think it would be real corking to turn this oil well over to the local energy concern
same episode!
since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.
And anotehr episode.
Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese.
Who else?
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Mr. Teeny!!
Would have to be groundskeeper willie or the comic book store guy who has no name... :P
oh, and who can compete with homer's stupidity and hillarity?
noone really... 8)
i dont remember his name but it's the drunk guy at the bar who always burbs .
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Barney
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http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/index.htm
Boblucci beat me to it. Barney does what I love most....
Yep you cant beat Homer Simpson:
[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.?That's the American way.
Homer: Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Marge: We don't think you're slow. But on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
Homer: Do you think I don't want to? It's those TV networks Marge. They won't let me. One quality show after another, each one more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once -- just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves. But they won't, they won't let me live!
Homer: I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
and the one i like the most:
Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!
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Boblucci beat me to it. Barney does what I love most....
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DRINK BEER !!!
All the simpsons characters are classics. Mr Burns, Homer, Moe, Gil, I love them all.
Homer: Please dont send me to prison, they pee in a cup and throw it on you, I saw it in a movie!
Moe: You struggle through life trying to be nice and resisting punching someone in the face and for what? so some pimply faced puke can treat you like dirt for not being on the team. Well im better than dirt! ..most kinds of dirt, I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients, I... I cant compete with that.
Homer!!who else will educate is in the mysteries of beer ?
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[quote author=Schotty link=board=14;threadid=5243;start=0#51491 date=1034085610]
Boblucci beat me to it. Barney does what I love most....
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DRINK BEER !!!
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Yes, holy water.
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