[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4791;start=0#47850 date=1030853038]
Here's one of my favourite meals:
Step One: Save the bacon grease from whenever you cook bacon (this should be done before preparing the main course).
Step Two: Get out two slices of bread.
Step Three: Smear the congealed bacon grease on the bread.
Step Four: Put about 5 slices of hard salami on the bread. 5 slices of any cheese in addition to the salami is good, too.
Step Five: Put some mayonnaise between the pieces of meat (and cheese if you have decided to use it).
Step Six: Put it all together in your usual sandwich format and eat it.
Step Seven: Drink something carbonated.
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Oh my GOD! I can feel a heart attack coming on just reading that.



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