Kids under ten...

[11000]

[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43518 date=1027886930]
Sometimes I wish that I were Pygmalion and that 11000 were my Galatea... :P
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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. My Slackware CD comes with the ability to block any petrification rays! :P

[NeoStarO1]

[quote author=11000 link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43654 date=1027962673]
[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43518 date=1027886930]
Sometimes I wish that I were Pygmalion and that 11000 were my Galatea... :P
[/quote]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. My Slackware CD comes with the ability to block any petrification rays! :P
[/quote]

LMAO!!!!

Besides how can women be dainty anways, we are the ones that have to go through child birth. I'd like to see a man try and do that. ;D ;D ;D

[11000]

[quote author=NeoStarO1 link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43655 date=1027963784]

LMAO!!!!

Besides how can women be dainty anways, we are the ones that have to go through child birth. I'd like to see a man try and do that. ;D ;D ;D
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As many times as I've been threatened with petrification rays I had to get some kind of protection. Fortunately it does come standard with all the Slackware releases since 7.0.

As far as child birth, I do think most men get queasy at the thought! ;D But then again, I don't have too much room to talk since I've never had kids!

[11000]

[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43518 date=1027886930]
Sometimes I wish that I were Pygmalion and that 11000 were my Galatea... :P
[/quote]

You know I was just thinking... wasn't Galatea made of ivory? If that's so, where on earth did he find an elephant big enough to have a tusk big enough to carve a full-sized woman out of? Or was she like a foot tall? I assure you, I'm taller then that! ;D

[stryder144]

[quote author=NeoStarO1 link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43655 date=1027963784]
[quote author=11000 link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43654 date=1027962673]
[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43518 date=1027886930]
Sometimes I wish that I were Pygmalion and that 11000 were my Galatea... :P
[/quote]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. My Slackware CD comes with the ability to block any petrification rays! :P
[/quote]

LMAO!!!!

Besides how can women be dainty anways, we are the ones that have to go through child birth. I'd like to see a man try and do that. ;D ;D ;D
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Had the first man been forced to give birth to the first child, the first child would have been the last child, guarenteed! I've watched my sister and my wife go through contractions that would have killed me. No thank you. If I get a cramp I'm useless for at least ten or fifteen minutes. Giving birth is such an awe inspiring, beautiful thing. I'm glad that I've had the opportunity to be there when my kids were born. There is no better bonding experience out there, in my mind.

Cheers

[stryder144]

[quote author=Ralinx link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43607 date=1027929780]
the price of crack must be cheap these days
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Strange, I was wondering if LSD was making a comeback.

[ndogg]

Yes, I plan on patenting my KPG (Kid Power Generators) idea sometime. Here's the idea, when kids are let out at recess at schools, they will be hooked up to various devices that will absorb all the energy they generate. I'm guessing that it will produce more power than nuclear energy! I'll have solved all the world's power problems!
;D

[Frith]

[quote author=11000 link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43671 date=1027972484]
[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43518 date=1027886930]
Sometimes I wish that I were Pygmalion and that 11000 were my Galatea... :P
[/quote]

You know I was just thinking... wasn't Galatea made of ivory? If that's so, where on earth did he find an elephant big enough to have a tusk big enough to carve a full-sized woman out of? Or was she like a foot tall? I assure you, I'm taller then that! ;D
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If I were making an ivory statue of you, I'd do it in segments. One tusk would be used to make your liver, one for your small intestines, one for your heart (and such a lovely one it is), and two for your brain. I'd carve your bones out of the tusks, as well as the muscles that would surround them. Your flesh would be made of layered ivory, and every inch, no, every nanometer, would be shaped and cut to utter perfection. Your statue would be the pinnacle of creation, the eve of my eye!

And then you'd come to life and marry me! Mwahahahaha!

[creedon]

[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43788 date=1028041833]
[quote author=11000 link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43671 date=1027972484]
[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43518 date=1027886930]
Sometimes I wish that I were Pygmalion and that 11000 were my Galatea... :P
[/quote]

You know I was just thinking... wasn't Galatea made of ivory? If that's so, where on earth did he find an elephant big enough to have a tusk big enough to carve a full-sized woman out of? Or was she like a foot tall? I assure you, I'm taller then that! ;D
[/quote]

If I were making an ivory statue of you, I'd do it in segments. One tusk would be used to make your liver, one for your small intestines, one for your heart (and such a lovely one it is), and two for your brain. I'd carve your bones out of the tusks, as well as the muscles that would surround them. Your flesh would be made of layered ivory, and every inch, no, every nanometer, would be shaped and cut to utter perfection. Your statue would be the pinnacle of creation, the eve of my eye!

And then you'd come to life and marry me! Mwahahahaha!
[/quote]Dude, I'm REALLY impressed with your totally cool approach, I'm sure it works EVERY TIME!!!
>Sticks index finger down his throat<

[11000]

[quote author=Frith link=board=14;threadid=4378;start=0#43788 date=1028041833]
If I were making an ivory statue of you, I'd do it in segments. One tusk would be used to make your liver, one for your small intestines, one for your heart (and such a lovely one it is), and two for your brain. I'd carve your bones out of the tusks, as well as the muscles that would surround them. Your flesh would be made of layered ivory, and every inch, no, every nanometer, would be shaped and cut to utter perfection. Your statue would be the pinnacle of creation, the eve of my eye!

And then you'd come to life and marry me! Mwahahahaha!
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Hmmm... I think it would take a lot of tusks to make a 500lb grandmother! :P

Not to mention that as far as I know it's still illegal to import ivory. So the police would end up confiscating me and I'd have to spend the rest of my life locked away in a warehouse, tagged as evidence. I don't think I'd like that very much! :'(