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    Real men

    There are a few steps to becoming a man. I thought I'd mention them here.

    1. Learn assembler language.
    2. Program a text-editor using assembler language.
    3. Use the text-editor and assembler language to create your own assembler.
    4. Use the text-editor and assembler to create your own operating system.
    5. Port your text-editor and assembler to your operating system and make other programs for it.
    6. Use your operating system exclusively.
    7. Use household items to build your own architecture.
    8. Port your operating system and programs to the new architecture.
    9. Get laid.

    If you can complete this list, you are truely a man. The order isn't necessary. For instance, you can program your own text-editor and assembler after creating your own operating system, and you can create your own operating system after designing your own architecture. And of course getting laid can happen at any time, but it's even better if it happens while you're programming.

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    Re:Real men

    I see a conflict between options 1 - 8 and option 9. Don't you think that in many cases options 1 - 8 prevent the option 9 from happening? :P

    Unless, of course, you're alone during option 9 :P

    Or, unless you are a Real Man (TM) :P

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    Re:Real men

    I can handle 1 and if I'm lucky and some girl feels really sorry for me then maybe 9 too...

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    Re:Real men

    A real man loves his wife above all else.
    A real man gets more joy from taking his son to "Man Stores" (Lowes, Home Depot, Sears Tool Dept, etc) than from hanging out with his mates.
    A real man teaches his son that women and girls are special and should always be treated that way.
    If all of these things happen, then the son grows up to be a real man also.

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    Re:Real men

    [quote author=LinuzRulz link=board=17;threadid=3960;start=0#39582 date=1025283506]
    A real man loves his wife above all else.
    A real man gets more joy from taking his son to "Man Stores" (Lowes, Home Depot, Sears Tool Dept, etc) than from hanging out with his mates.
    A real man teaches his son that women and girls are special and should always be treated that way.
    If all of these things happen, then the son grows up to be a real man also.
    [/quote]

    AMEN...

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    Re:Real men

    [quote author=NGene link=board=17;threadid=3960;start=0#39474 date=1025249095]
    I see a conflict between options 1 - 8 and option 9. Don't you think that in many cases options 1 - 8 prevent the option 9 from happening? :P
    [/quote]

    A real man can find a way to do all of them. And by the way, you can't complete number 9 by hiring a prostitute. Anyone can pay for sex, but only someone approaching manhood can have a female choose to lay him.

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    Re:Real men

    what if you only get option 9...

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    Re:Real men

    [quote author=BurntAsh link=board=17;threadid=3960;start=0#39588 date=1025286047]
    what if you only get option 9...
    [/quote]

    Then you are a real man with a life.

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    Re:Real men

    [quote author=ursidae link=board=17;threadid=3960;start=0#39602 date=1025290245]
    [quote author=BurntAsh link=board=17;threadid=3960;start=0#39588 date=1025286047]
    what if you only get option 9...
    [/quote]

    Then you are a real man with a life.
    [/quote]LOL!!!! Oh, yeah; REAL men wear duct-tape underware!!!

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    Re:Real men

    [quote author=Charles Dexter Ward link=board=17;threadid=3960;start=0#39604 date=1025291347]
    LOL!!!! Oh, yeah; REAL men wear duct-tape underware!!!
    [/quote]

    No, that's beyond manhood. That's called masochism.

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