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    No, never heard it, do tell.

    ...err, was that the joke
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    Foo Bird, a true story

    There was this magical kingdom, well, really it was a paradise beyond compare.
    If one traveled there they would find treasures of all kinds, everything that mankind has ever valued was there in abundance. The air and water were so pure and healthful that people lived for more than 125 years, remaining active for their full life span. The food was so fine that no chef from the lands that we know could begin to equal the most humble dish of this paradise.

    Of course the men and women were perfect, physical perfection, minds that were fully utilized, talents and abilities that we only dream about. And they were romantic beyond your wildest dreams, paradise!

    The best part of this wonderful place is that we can go there and bring a small part of it home. Visitors are welcome and treated like family.

    But there is one small precaution that visitors must take, there is a rather large bird, the Foo Bird, that lives there. This bird has the habit of attacking visitors. It nevers attacks the locals, only visitors. Don't attempt to fight off this bird, don't make any threatning moves. If you appear to be violent towards this Foo Bird it will cover you with excrement!!!!

    If this happens, if the Foo Bird covers you with crap, DO NOT wipe it off! This is most important, DO NOT wipe it off! If you remove so much as a speck of this crap you will be ATTACKED and KILLED by these Foo Birds. No one has ever lived after wiping off the excrement.

    So, the moral of this story is: If the Foo shits, wear it! :w00t:

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    heh, I had to think about that one for a few minutes, funny tho..
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    Er. Um. Yea

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    Well?

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    Don't worry, Mark doesn't usually get the jokes anyway...
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