Random person: "Windows crashed again and corrupted my files!!"
Vince: "Oh. I don't know, I don't use Windows"
Random person: "What do you use"
Vince: "GNU/Linux and the BSD's."
Random person: "Yeah Lunix, I should try that."
Vince: "*shrug* Try it if you want."
Random person: "Would you help me?"
Vince: "No."
Random person: "Why not?"
Vince: "Every answer lies in either the man pages, the info pages or on the web, and I don't like to answer newbie questions anymore, it just annoys me nowadays."
Random person: "Pfff... I won't use it then."
Vince: "Fine, I don't particularily care"
Random person: "Windows is much better, it's easier"
Vince: "Yes it is."
Random person: "Nobody uses Linux anyway! No software available!"
Vince: "Nope. We're ages behind Windows. Keep it and leave me the fsck alone"
Random person: "If every Linux user is like you, it's no wonder no one uses it"
Vince: "It's more a problem with people not being able to read actually. You know, click-double-click-drag-and-drop generation?"
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