Reply With QuoteSome of his CD's are available at Best Buy.
Anyone else like the 300+ pound scitzo black guy? I think he us firckn funny. I was at on of his shows and this guy was inline to buy one of his CD's ... he handed him a 20$ bill and picked out a CD and when he asked for his change Wesely Willis said "NO!" and threw another CD at him. You don't argue with the Willis monster. I am dedicateding this thread as his shrine. Thank you wesely for all your hardwork and love to your fans. With out you we wouldn't have an ex-bum sucess story to laugh out. Rock over london, rock on Chiago .....
(http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark...sleywillis.htm interview and lyrics/mp3s)
Lyrics - http://www.myplanet.net/mike/WesleyW....html---------
"Shoot Me In The Ass"
"Reach in your pocket for a handgun
Lower it at my bootyhole
Pull the trigger on me
Hit me with a gunshot
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Pump me full of holes in my bootyhole
Fill me full of lead in my ass crack
Take my life away from this earth
Blow my ass away from this world
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Introduce me to my grave
Deprive me of my everlasting life
Blow me off the face of this earth
Leave me lying on the street corner dead
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Budweiser, it's the king of beers"
"I Smoke Weed" (Found on Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail Vol. 1)
"I am a cocaine addict
I do a lot of drugs
I smoke crack as I speak
I get my kicks doing dope
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke my crack pipe every day
I have a good time at it
I jack my mother for dope money
I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
When the police pulled up, I was doomed
I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
I was taken to the metal clink
I was nothing but a loser
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
Ford, quality is job one"
"Cut the Mullet"
"Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore"
Some of his CD's are available at Best Buy.
i must say i like the lyrical content
Gawd, that man's uuuuuuuuuuuuugly. But he's making a buck, so what the hell.
This is just dumb !
Damn it. You killed my brain cells!
He use to be a bum in Chiago and sold his drawing ons the streets for money but Jello Beiafra (major SP I am sure) felt sorry for the guy and let him play a keyboard and sing ... the rest is history. He plays a lot with punk (real punk, not prunk bands like Blink182) hardcore, and Emo bands.
prunk?
Yeah! I love that mullet song! I've heard it on Possumradio. (which rocks by the way).
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