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Wesely Willis Shrine
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    Wesely Willis Shrine

    Anyone else like the 300+ pound scitzo black guy? I think he us firckn funny. I was at on of his shows and this guy was inline to buy one of his CD's ... he handed him a 20$ bill and picked out a CD and when he asked for his change Wesely Willis said "NO!" and threw another CD at him. You don't argue with the Willis monster. I am dedicateding this thread as his shrine. Thank you wesely for all your hardwork and love to your fans. With out you we wouldn't have an ex-bum sucess story to laugh out. Rock over london, rock on Chiago .....

    (http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark...sleywillis.htm interview and lyrics/mp3s)




    Lyrics - http://www.myplanet.net/mike/WesleyW....html---------
    "Shoot Me In The Ass"
    "Reach in your pocket for a handgun
    Lower it at my bootyhole
    Pull the trigger on me
    Hit me with a gunshot
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Pump me full of holes in my bootyhole
    Fill me full of lead in my ass crack
    Take my life away from this earth
    Blow my ass away from this world
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Introduce me to my grave
    Deprive me of my everlasting life
    Blow me off the face of this earth
    Leave me lying on the street corner dead
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Shoot me in the ass
    Rock over London
    Rock on Chicago
    Budweiser, it's the king of beers"

    "I Smoke Weed" (Found on Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail Vol. 1)

    "I am a cocaine addict
    I do a lot of drugs
    I smoke crack as I speak
    I get my kicks doing dope
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke my crack pipe every day
    I have a good time at it
    I jack my mother for dope money
    I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    When the police pulled up, I was doomed
    I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance
    I was taken to the metal clink
    I was nothing but a loser
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    I smoke weed
    Ford, quality is job one"

    "Cut the Mullet"

    "Do something about your long, filthy hair
    It looks like a rat's nest
    Do something about your mullet
    Get out the hair clippers, jerk
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Get the rat's nest off your head
    Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
    Take your ass to the barber shop
    Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    The mullet is the reason why people hate you
    They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
    Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
    Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Cut the mullet
    Insure One, it's the insurance superstore"







  2. #2

    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    Some of his CD's are available at Best Buy.

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    i must say i like the lyrical content

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    Gawd, that man's uuuuuuuuuuuuugly. But he's making a buck, so what the hell.

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    This is just dumb !

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    Damn it. You killed my brain cells!

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    He use to be a bum in Chiago and sold his drawing ons the streets for money but Jello Beiafra (major SP I am sure) felt sorry for the guy and let him play a keyboard and sing ... the rest is history. He plays a lot with punk (real punk, not prunk bands like Blink182) hardcore, and Emo bands.

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    prunk?

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine

    Yeah! I love that mullet song! I've heard it on Possumradio. (which rocks by the way).

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    Re: Wesely Willis Shrine


    i must say i like the lyrical content
    You would be speaking of "I smoke weed" right ?

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