I think that right now I would rather be in prison than working. I am working my little ass off right now, I just did 16hours today. I have to pay for food, I have to pay for clothes, the only time I have to do this is at 2am after I finish, most nights I just come home, eat and pass out. Now in prison it is just the same, but I get free food, and clothes. You say its not. I think if I just commit a small crime, like theft, about 50 times, then I will go to a minimum security prison and live a nice cushy life. Each time they release me I will go get on my motorcycle, steal some petrol and travel at 180kmh on the open road until I am caught. That way I will be guaranteed free board and food for almost every day of my life.
Just a thought