"You've been a naughty boy."is this a thread asking what 'pet names' we have for gentilalia? well i once said to mine "you are very bad" after my wife called me to let me know she was pregnant with our #2 child. Why call it bad? She was on the pill. much like our friend Dean 'creedon' Moriarity i could have gotten a telephone pole pregnant.
"What's that honey?"
"Oh nothing. Just talking to my penis."