Dick measuring !!!

You heard me.... I want to know...... how many of you are called Richard !

My name is Richard (not MS)

[kenshi]

My name isn't Richard but I have a dick.

[ndogg]

I know some people that are real dicks, but would I be one if I said I wasn't?

[stryder144]

I know some people that are real dicks, but would I be one if I said I wasn't?

That all depends. Can you get three witnesses, with picture i.d.'s and non-maxed out credit cards/checking accounts, who would be willing to agree with you? Otherwise, yes.

[stryder144]

I would never name mine Richard...that would be too obvious. I have named mine after my real name.

P.S. I would say that I measure up just fine! ;D

[creedon]

I, and whoever has been involved with my equipment, have always refered to it as "SIR!!!" ;D ;D ;D

[kenshi]

Remember David and Goliath? Well that's me and my tool, respectively.

Remember David and Goliath? Well that's me and my tool, respectively.

lol.... I have sort of a reverse thing going

[pbharris]

is this a thread asking what 'pet names' we have for gentilalia? well i once said to mine "you are very bad" after my wife called me to let me know she was pregnant with our #2 child. Why call it bad? She was on the pill. much like our friend Dean 'creedon' Moriarity i could have gotten a telephone pole pregnant.