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    I hope someone kills me...

    I read a little bit about C#, and I think that it looks like one sweet language:

    -OO
    -Native-code compiler
    -Easy string manipulation
    -GC
    -Easy syntax (we all agree that C/C++/Java's syntax isn't that bad?)

    Of course, it is only available for Windows, so thank god I can't use it. Also, the fact that it comes from Microsoft makes me reluctant to try it. *But please, kill me anyway (I kindda need it anyway)

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    Re: I hope someone kills me...

    Step right up...

    Which would you prefer, Hanging, shooting or stabbing ?

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    Step right up...

    Which would you prefer, Hanging, shooting or stabbing ?
    How about re-enacting the last 15 min. of "Braveheart"??

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    I'll stick with Java. Sun my not be 100% trustworthy but they do make better products.

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    How about re-enacting the last 15 min. of "Braveheart"??
    Yeah! Could you put on a nice dress and come see me? You could also give me a handkerchief (sp?)

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    Yeah! Could you put on a nice dress and come see me? You could also give me a handkerchief (sp?)
    Buddy, if you're willin' to put up with being hung, drawn and quartered to see ME in a dress, you have some SERIOUS issues!!! ;D

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    How about re-enacting the last 15 min. of "Braveheart"??
    An exellent choice Dean - enjoy it

    Will some one please kill me afterwards ?

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    Re: I hope someone kills me...

    Death is so quick and final, how about locking him in a server room as a Hybrid NT/DOS/AS400 Admin with about 400 users, while injecting him with Dr Pepper and Redbull

    on a monday

    after a holiday

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    Re: I hope someone kills me...

    You show no mercy Coltrane do ya ?

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    Re: I hope someone kills me...

    i thought that was pretty merciful actually.

    i could have added that all of the users had 1-2 years "this is a computer" experience but thought they could do his job better than he could....

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