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    Looking for teh funney?

    Come on guys! I think we all need to relax a little and loosen up.

    To get us all laughing, I think I'll post this little jem (it's a humour archive. Many of the jokes you've probably seen somewhere, but many you probably haven't ):

    http://home.twedt.com/humor/

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    Re: Looking for teh funney?

    hehe
    Top Condom Slogans

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    1) Cover your stump before you hump
    2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
    3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
    4) When in doubt shroud you spout
    5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
    6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
    7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
    8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
    9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
    10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
    11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
    12) If you go into heat, package your meat
    13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
    14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
    15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member

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    Re: Looking for teh funney?

    ;D ;D The country - western song titles are cool, too. Good find.

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    Re: Looking for teh funney?

    Holy !! Those are too funny !!

    Thanks Feztaa.... for a good laugh...

    Users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert.
    - Novice Users. People who are afraid that simply pressing a key
    might break their computer.
    - Intermediate Users. People who don't know how to fix their computer
    after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
    - Expert Users. People who break other people's computers.

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    Re: Looking for teh funney?

    Thank you, that has made my day. ;D

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    Re: Looking for teh funney?

    I checked out the Dilbert comic strips and found one published a few days ago about a technician on one end of the phone telling the user, who is down on the floor following his instructions about how to avoid gettin a virus.

    I thought it quite appropriate to send it one of my Windows friends who sends all and sundry every virus warning email. I noted that the comic strip outlined one way to do it. The other solution was Linux. [Wonder if she's talking to me today] <G>

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    Re: Looking for teh funney?

    You're welcome guys, I knew we all needed it

    cybergal -- I'll be sure to go and read that strip now

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    cybergal -- I'll be sure to go and read that strip now
    Do that. It might become an important part of your Linux evangelism. Just think how many Microserfs you might convert if you went all out in this!

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