this is how I'd describe my ideal woman:
1. I'm 5'10". She must be at least 5 inches shorter than me lest I feel inadequate.
2. She must be willing to walk 3 steps behind me at all times. I'm a man and I deserve respect.
3. She can't have graduated from high school, and should have as little common sense as possible; must prefer unprotected and/or rough sex to other types.
4. Has blonde hair and blue eyes.
5. She must also have at least a D cup; I like fake boobies very much
6. Must be willing to cook, clean my house, do the dishes, iron and wash my clothes, dress and undress me whenever I need her to, and to make sure the taxes and bills get paid.
7. Must be too stupid to use a computer; I've never hit a girl before, but if I ever catch her typing 'rm -rf /'...
8. She must have lots and lots of money and should be willing to put it all into my accounts under my name (and out of reach of her dirty little paws).
That, my friends, would be my ideal woman. ;D