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    Re: Your ideal woman/man


    Yowser *
    My sentiments exactly!

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    this is how I'd describe my ideal woman:

    1. I'm 5'10". She must be at least 5 inches shorter than me lest I feel inadequate.
    2. She must be willing to walk 3 steps behind me at all times. I'm a man and I deserve respect.
    3. She can't have graduated from high school, and should have as little common sense as possible; must prefer unprotected and/or rough sex to other types.
    4. Has blonde hair and blue eyes.
    5. She must also have at least a D cup; I like fake boobies very much
    6. Must be willing to cook, clean my house, do the dishes, iron and wash my clothes, dress and undress me whenever I need her to, and to make sure the taxes and bills get paid.
    7. Must be too stupid to use a computer; I've never hit a girl before, but if I ever catch her typing 'rm -rf /'...
    8. She must have lots and lots of money and should be willing to put it all into my accounts under my name (and out of reach of her dirty little paws).

    That, my friends, would be my ideal woman. ;D

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    if I ever catch her typing 'rm -rf /'...
    What?? You'd give her root privs?!?

    :P

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    Hrmmm that pics doesn't really do anything for me... I don't like her all that much... Her eyes ain't all that pretty. Sorry, but you can keep her.

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    What?? You'd give her root privs?!?

    :P
    well, she might boot into single user mode...

    but I don't date girls who are smart enough to figure stuff like that out. brains == sensible decisions == boring. 8)

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    My ideal woman?

    My wife. *;D

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    My ideal woman?

    My wife. *;D
    Aw, that's so sweet! ;D

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    well, she might boot into single user mode...

    but I don't date girls who are smart enough to figure stuff like that out. brains == sensible decisions == boring. *8)
    Don't you really mean brains == sensible decisions == "No, I will not date you! Now buzz off!" ? ;D ;D ;D

    j/k You left yourself wide open for that one. Forgive me my impetuous nature. Please?

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    Alright...gotta say it.

    I want a girl
    With a mind like a diamond
    I want a girl
    Who knows what's best

    I want a girl
    With shoes that cut
    And eyes that burn
    Like cigarettes

    I want a girl
    With the right allocations
    Who's fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack

    She's playing with her jewelry
    She's putting up her hair
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

    I want a girl
    Who gets up early
    I want a girl
    Who stays up late

    I want a girl
    With uninterupted prosperity
    Who uses a machete
    To cut through red tape

    With fingernails
    That shine like justice
    And a voice that is dark
    Like tinted glass

    She is fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

    I want a girl
    With a smooth liquidation
    I want a girl
    With good dividends

    And at the city bank
    We will meet accidentally
    We'll start to talk
    When she borrows my pen

    She wants a car
    With a cupholder arm rest
    She wants a car
    That will get her there

    She's changing her name
    From Kitty to Karen
    She's trading her MG
    For a white Chrysler LeBaron

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket


    And as far as an ideal man goes, he should stay the fuck away from my ideal woman.


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