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    Your ideal woman/man

    Ok, let's get it all out in the open... and the females can join in as well.... let's have some fun

    Mine:

    Intelligent, prefer women with at least some clue when it comes to computers. Use of Linux no requirement (conversion??... I like a challenge). Sadly most chicks I know have absolutely no clue what so ever... And on top of that, no humor at all...

    Independent, nothing earns my respect more than a women whos opinion I can deeply respect. (this goes for men to, only non sexually )

    Confidence, I don't know why, but confidence just makes a women prettier.

    Short, I don't really know why I find small women sexy... maybe it's because every female I be around since I was a child was very small...

    Pretty eyes, As stated before on this forum I'm a complete sucker for a pair for pretty eyes... Sort of the eyes are the mirror of the soul type of stuff. Happy peoples eyes radiate, I like that.

    Long hair, I don't personally care about the color, just as long as it's long.... I don't know a single man who doesn't find shoulder long hair sexy. It's a universial fact.

    Must enjoy movies... If possible... Share my love for The X Files and weird British humour such as Monty Python.

    Must look good in a dress, have decent table manners and the ability to have fun, without thought to the costs... If I ask you out, it's because I'm willing to pay for dinner, etc. It's non of your concern.. period... and don't complain when I hand over my VISA, I'm paying ! As I see it you repay me with your company.

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    Ugh, dating... :

    Long hair, I don't personally care about the color, just as long as it's long.... I don't know a single man who doesn't find shoulder long hair sexy. It's a universial fact.
    Nope, I like my women right bald. Hair is the ugliest thing ever!!

    j/k

    The perfect woman:

    - is intelligent. That's #1. I have no interest in some clueless bimbo.
    - I find that physical features aren't all that important. Of course, a great rack doesn't hurt at all, but what happens when she's old and her beauty's gone? She needs something really important (intelligence) that will last longer than her youth
    - a good sense of humor is good, too.

    I think that's about it... basically I seek companionship more than sexualtiy.

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    Re: Your ideal woman/man


    Ugh, dating... :

    The perfect woman:

    - is intelligent. That's #1. I have no interest in some clueless bimbo.
    - I find that physical features aren't all that important. Of course, a great rack doesn't hurt at all, but what happens when she's old and her beauty's gone? She needs something really important (intelligence) that will last longer than her youth
    - a good sense of humor is good, too.

    I think that's about it... basically I seek companionship more than sexualtiy.
    Translation: "I canīt get a goodlooking chick so I just try to convince everyone I donīt want one." *;D

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    Translation: "I canīt get a goodlooking chick so I just try to convince everyone I donīt want one." *;D
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Your ideal woman/man

    Translation: "I canīt get a goodlooking chick so I just try to convince everyone I donīt want one." ;D
    You're an idiot.

    For once, I try to open up and not be the condescending, joke-cracking ass that everybody hates, and you attack me for it. WTF is up with you?

    There's more to a woman than her tits, and I should hope that you understand that.

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    Re: Your ideal woman/man

    The perfect chick is a deaf mute nymphomaniac who owns a beer joint.

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    Re: Your ideal woman/man


    who owns a beer joint.
    Would that have anything at all to do with "free beer"? <G>

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    Re: Your ideal woman/man

    Sounds ideal. ;D

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    Re: Your ideal woman/man

    First of all I am ***AVAILABLE***
    The girls has to be cute I dont care if she has big tits nor not.. But she cant be fat she has to be skinny. She has to be a Pius Christian, intelegent, and a little bit wild..

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