The irony is killing me.

[Feztaa]

In grades 7 through 10, I was always upset with my yearbooks -- I was pictured in the mug shots and the class shots, but never any of the candids.

In grade 11, I decided to join the yearbook club so that I could make a conscious effort of getting more pictures of me into the yearbook. Well, since I transferred into this school between semesters, I wasn't around for picture day and my mug isn't in the book. My name isn't even on the "missing" list.

However, in the "activities and clubs" section, there is one picture of me, from one club. There are no captions on any of the club images that list anybody's name, let alone mine.

The book completely and utterly fails to acknowledge my existence, but at least I succeeded in getting anon-mugshot picture of me into the book. :

Also, the yearbook club is one of the clubs listen in the "club photos missing" list on the clubs page. You'd think that the yearbook club would be able to get a picture of themselves into the yearbook... :

Speaking of Irony, I recently bought a combo air filter/air freshener from the local thrift shop, and I opened up the filter to clean it out. It smelled like crap. :-\

Speaking of irony, I choked on a cough pill today.

[DaMasta]

You sure there is nothing in there about you being really, really smart? :

[DaMasta]

Speaking of irony, I choked on a cough pill today.

Not irony.

[Feztaa]

You sure there is nothing in there about you being really, really smart? :

The strange thing is, no! Not one single thing in the whole book even hinted at my utterly undeniable greatness! Isn't that weird? I'm going to have to have a talk with the publishers tomorrow.

[coltrane]

Today's Fortune :

c.o.l.t.r.a.n.e. - a 7 letter word for perfection

[Tyr_7BE]

Were I you, I'd petition anyone I could. Not to get your name added to the book, but to add the caption "Some guy" underneath your anonymous picture. It's just funnier that way