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    I could so use a blow job right now

    so here goes:

    "Blow Job"

    1 part Baileys
    1 part Banana Liqueuer
    1 part Kahlua
    (layer)
    Add whip cream on top.

    Which might lead to this:

    1 part Cointreau
    1 part Baileys
    (layer)

    Also known as an "orgasm".

    To recieve one, the females might need a "vibrator":

    1 part Baileys
    1 part Malibu
    1 part Banana Liqueur
    (layer)

    But guys and gals, remember always have "safe sex"

    1 part Cointreau
    1 part Baileys
    1 part Strawberry Liqueur
    (layer)
    ---

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    /me too.

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    nice .. here is another one ;D

    1-900-FUK-MEUP
    Ingredients:

    * 1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
    * 1/4 oz Grand Marnier
    * 1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
    * 1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
    * 1/4 oz Malibu rum
    * 1/4 oz Amaretto
    * 1/2 oz Cranberry juice
    * 1/4 oz Pineapple

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    bleh, i don't like warm drinks.

    :uncool: blowjob :uncool:

    (at least the one i got was warm, i've never had cold blowjob)

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    How can you get a Royal F*ck

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    i still think if you want to get REALLY fucked just have a Long Island Iced Tea


    1 part Vodka
    1 part Tequila
    1 part Rum
    1 part Gin
    1 part Triple sec
    1 1/2 part Sour mix
    1 splash Coca-Cola

    Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into shaker and give ONE brisk shake. Pour back into glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

    If made properly looks and tastes like iced tea.

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    8) Beer 8)

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now



    If made properly looks and tastes like iced tea.
    I guess I never had a properly made long island iced tea, since the one I had tasted nasty.

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now


    8) Beer 8)
    Why yes, i think I will.

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    Re: I could so use a blow job right now

    ice house

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