so here goes:

"Blow Job"

1 part Baileys
1 part Banana Liqueuer
1 part Kahlua
(layer)
Add whip cream on top.

Which might lead to this:

1 part Cointreau
1 part Baileys
(layer)

Also known as an "orgasm".

To recieve one, the females might need a "vibrator":

1 part Baileys
1 part Malibu
1 part Banana Liqueur
(layer)

But guys and gals, remember always have "safe sex"

1 part Cointreau
1 part Baileys
1 part Strawberry Liqueur
(layer)
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