Warning about Post Padding

**ndogg** · 04-22-2002, 02:36 AM

Please take note of the following notice on Post Padding:

**ndogg** · 04-22-2002, 02:37 AM

A technique on various "bulletin boards" on the "internet" can have very detrimental health effects.

**ndogg** · 04-22-2002, 02:37 AM

This technique is known as "post padding."

**ndogg** · 04-22-2002, 02:40 AM

Post padding has been known to cause severe flaming of wars, headaches, nausea, alien abductions, fnords, running mice, bull herding, C-like syntax, binary encoding, and even death.

**ndogg** · 04-22-2002, 02:43 AM

Symptoms include flamewars, screenshots, late nights, desperate calls for help, blatantly bad grammar and spelling, and running with bulls.

Please, if you know anyone with these symptoms, call 1-900-POST-PAD (first minute is free, $50.00/minute for each additional minute.)