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    Could someone please tell a good joke

    Because I haven't been feeling so good all week and I think I need a good laugh right now.

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    ok this is not really a joke but it's pretty funny.

    read this first then click the link

    Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer.

    He started to jam his fingers down into the printer to get the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

    So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note.

    About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

    This is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to.

    OPEN THE PICTURE........

    http://wind.prohosting.com/boblucci/stuck.jpg
    <edit> you might need to type this in your browser, for some reason it wont open. </edit>

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    That will teach that intern to d*ck around with a printer!

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    Don't touch... PENIS stuck...


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    aw the picture is gone!

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    A couple of quick jokes:

    Q: What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
    A: The Catholic will say "Hello" to you in the liquor store

    and one more

    Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
    A: A rooster clucks defiance...



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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    Q: What's the difference between menstruation blood and sand?
    A: You can't gargle sand.

    Q: What's 6.9?
    A: A 69 ruined by a period.

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    Q: What's the difference between a pregnany women and a light bulb?
    A: You can un-screw a light bulb

    Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
    A: Liqor Cabinet

    Q: What do you call a guy sitting on the side of the road with his hand up a horse's ass?
    A: Omish Mechanic

    More?

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke


    aw the picture is gone!
    Did you try typing it in? When I clicked on the link it didn't come up, but when I cut and pasted, it worked.

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    Re: Could someone please tell a good joke

    OK. This is old, but in light of recent events:

    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

    A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

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