Could someone please tell a good joke

Because I haven't been feeling so good all week and I think I need a good laugh right now.

[boblucci]

ok this is not really a joke but it's pretty funny.

read this first then click the link

Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer.

He started to jam his fingers down into the printer to get the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.

This is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to.

OPEN THE PICTURE........

http://wind.prohosting.com/boblucci/stuck.jpg
<edit> you might need to type this in your browser, for some reason it wont open. </edit>

[stryder144]

That will teach that intern to d*ck around with a printer!

Don't touch... PENIS stuck...

[Ashcrow]

aw the picture is gone!

[GonzoJohn]

A couple of quick jokes:

Q: What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
A: The Catholic will say "Hello" to you in the liquor store

and one more

Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A: A rooster clucks defiance...

[ursidae]

Q: What's the difference between menstruation blood and sand?
A: You can't gargle sand.

Q: What's 6.9?
A: A 69 ruined by a period.

[Kernel_Killer]

Q: What's the difference between a pregnany women and a light bulb?
A: You can un-screw a light bulb

Q: What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A: Liqor Cabinet

Q: What do you call a guy sitting on the side of the road with his hand up a horse's ass?
A: Omish Mechanic

More?

[stryder144]

aw the picture is gone!

Did you try typing it in? When I clicked on the link it didn't come up, but when I cut and pasted, it worked.

[saintNiX]

OK. This is old, but in light of recent events:

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.