Here are some things that you don't want to do. They may sound totally stupid but someone at my college actually did it.
For education, don't put what elementary school you went to, especially without putting your high school and college.
Don't put childish interests like pogs and Nintendo games. It's fine if you like that stuff but I don't think many employers would smile upon seeing that on a resume.
For objective, don't put "apply for a job". Also don't mention a specific company.
When mentioning your college in education, don't leave out what kind of degree you got.
Don't misspell words and use bad grammar.
If you do any of these except maybe the last one, you are a retard.