Just feel good that you dont live in Detroit, MI. Other than being the next worst place than hell, they decided to drop taxes and kill the city snowplow force, not to mention the speed limit signs mean nothing. If they feel like 200, they drive it. I had to go there a few times in January and April this year. It sucked. The good point is that I had a company vehicle. The bad thing is my CLEC (Amerivoice) service the ghetto people. Nothing like slidig around on ice in a van with a bunch of natives getting really pissed off for me going 45 looking for some crappy boarded up house to rig up service.
After that Chicago's worst parts seemed not all that bad. At least they plow.