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  1. #21

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo


    I'm here to please.
    Well in that case... would you like to buy some rubber nipples?

  2. #22
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    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo

    Hmmmm,are they chewy like the real thing?Female I hope.

  3. #23

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo

    Ha ha. Yours doesn't even work but I still think that's funny.
    What do you mean it doesn't work? it works exactly right. Unix was 14 years old when I was born.

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    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo


    I was Rasputin in a previous life. I can therefore skip the math.
    Ahhhhhh,the mad monk!

  5. #25

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo


    Hmmmm,are they chewy like the real thing?Female I hope.
    Babies like them. There are so many other uses for rubber nipples than chewing though. For instance, you can use them as knee insulators. You can use them to walk on ceilings. The uses are endless.

  6. #26

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo


    What do you mean it doesn't work? it works exactly right. Unix was 14 years old when I was born.
    It didn't work for me. It shows the brief help for the command as if I had the wrong syntax. It may be different in FreeBSD than Linux though.

  7. #27

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo




    It didn't work for me. It shows the brief help for the command as if I had the wrong syntax. It may be different in FreeBSD than Linux though.
    well then just use perl duh

    perl -e 'print scalar(localtime(426558660))'

  8. #28

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo

    You people use wussy languages. Back in the day, there were only C and assembler. There was also Basic but that was for kids. All these newfangled programming languages... I bet you drive automatic cars too. (Granted mine is automatic but I didn't have much choice.)

  9. #29
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    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo

    I drive standard, and remember what Sartre said, you can always choose

  10. #30

    Re: How old (in seconds) was UNIX when you were bo

    Yeah, but choosing wussy stuff isn't cool. [smiles]

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