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    Joke of the day

    When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him
    to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

    Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of
    Heaven.

    One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into
    a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

    "That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

    "Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got
    here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill
    overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf
    course, and three Rolls Royces."

    "Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

    "No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

    Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find
    St. Peter.

    Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How
    could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a
    mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the
    Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better??!!!!"

    "Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed
    once."



  2. #2

    Re: Joke of the day

    lol

  3. #3

    Re: Joke of the day

    If they use windows in Heaven, what would they use in Hell? ???

  4. #4

    Re: Joke of the day

    Why linux of course. Hell is a rather nifty place, not full of fire and brimstone like most religions want you to believe.

  5. #5

    Re: Joke of the day

    haha

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