I want to get ALL the "OLD" people on this board to work together against this disgusting thing called "Youth"! *"Youth" is our enemy. *People who are infected with "Youth" are not strictly Human. *They listen to loud, annoying music, stay up 'til all hours drinking, and just generally annoy "OLD"(read: normal) people like us. *If we don't stamp out "Youth" now, they'll slowly take over everything, leaving us with nothing but memories of when we were the leaders.
My suggestion is to always treat them like they're small children, you know, like they can't do ANYTHING for themselves, and when they want to try something new, tell 'em: "Oh, you wouldn't like that. *It's too hard for you." *That'll fix 'em