Its not so much the actual pencil in the eye, but the waiting around with a freakin pencil in your eye for 30 minutes that I perticularily liked.
why am I turned on by this?I knew a kid who had a pencil get stuck in his eye. Took 30min for the ambulence to get there. He just sat there waiting trying to not look around or blink harshly so the blood vessles/veins/whatever wouldn't cause blindness.
Because, like the rest of us, you are strange!
why am I turned on by this?
Sitting around for a half hour with a pencil stuck in your eye.
Jesus, that just gives me the willies. <shudder>
I beg to differ, good Sir
A pencil in the eye story is worth two pencil in the butt stories. ;D
Lovechild: Sorry, I'm not kicking your ass again! Last time it took 2 days and three chirurgians to get my foot out of there!
FUCK YOU... I do want to spend time with my girlfriend, but that's kinda hard when she's always working... What I meant was to like get a life instead of keeping highest poster here at LJR.Argh, your kind disgusts me.
You have a girlfriend, and you won't even spend time with her.
If I were in your place, that's all the time I spend. Ah...loneliness...
P.S. Here's a cyber kick in yer buttox.
Word your posts more carefully the next time you ask to be judged. I'm just another person on the net reading your posts, you don't actually have to care about what I think.
FUCK YOU... I do want to spend time with my girlfriend, but that's kinda hard when she's always working... What I meant was to like get a life instead of keeping highest poster here at LJR.
That having been said, I still hate those who take girlfriends for granted.
Spending time online is the usual way to spend time with my girlfriend. So if I quit coming online, kick me.
[plants both of his size 13 Nikes in Lovechild's ass and sighs because he has no other shoes]
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