Whoa, am I dreaming?

[Feztaa]

as an egotist

Hey, that would look good on a business card: "Feztaa, Egotist Extraordinaire!" ;D

[stryder144]

Hey, that would look good on a business card: "Feztaa, Egotist Extraordinaire!" ;D

Now that would be funny! *But, watch out for Evil Honkey Kenshi...he thinks he's God!!! *Just wait until he finds out the truth (psst...can you keep a secret? I'm really god!)!!! *;D ;D ;D

[Outlaw]

Now that would be funny! But, watch out for Evil Honkey Kenshi...he thinks he's God!!! Just wait until he finds out the truth (psst...can you keep a secret? I'm really god!)!!! ;D ;D ;D

You're both wrong. It is I who am awesome. Not only am I perfect, I lack any flaws. And by lacking any flaws, it makes me awesome and perfect, and therefore sweet. I feel it totally in my heart. I cut off heads and don't even think twice about it.

[Feztaa]

Not only am I perfect, I lack any flaws.

This statement is a paradox. It is your redundancy that is a flaw!

[kenshi]

Damn it. I'm putting lightning bolts up every one of your asses.

[Feztaa]

Damn it. I'm putting lightning bolts up every one of your asses.

You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?

[stryder144]

Damn it. I'm putting lightning bolts up every one of your asses.

"Oohh...Kenshi...what large lightning bolts you have!"
or
"Is that a lightning bolt or are you just happy to see me, Kenshi?"

[kenshi]

On second thought, I'm going to get someone else to put lightning bolts up your asses.

[stryder144]

On second thought, I'm going to get someone else to put lightning bolts up your asses.

Whoohoo...the deception plan worked! Er, I mean, um...yeah. Who are you going to get, Zues? Jupiter? Thor?
Ha...I laugh in your face...mighty Kenshi!!!

[kenshi]

Zeus is but a figment of Roman imagination. I'll show you the power of God.