Now I am have gone to ultimate of uselessness.
7:30 -- Get to work open up and do opening duties
8:15 -- Waste time
9:30 -- *Click a few buttons to magically make orders appear fo the young ladies upstairs
9:31 -- Waste time
10:00 -- Click a few more buttons to print more crap
10:05 -- Screw off some more
13:00 -- Eat
15:30 -- Get back, make bullshit excuse for why I am a 1/2 Hour late
15:31 -- Run mail machine
16:00 -- After milking that job for strawberry flavoring too, I ... well .. screw off
18:00 -- *Quick turn phones off and run like a bat outta hell to the local bar and have a few beers.
Screw off and waste time include, but are not limited to :
Surfing This lovely site
Picking my nose
Making sexually offensive jokes.
making my boss get pissed off
pissing owners wife off (this one doesnt require ANY effort)
Hacking my linux box.
Fixing my linux box after I break it.
Repairing imaginary problems.
This is the day in waste of Schotty.