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    The Death Test

    Ran accross this somehow. Ever wonder how long you are going to live? Apperently this site thinks they can tell you.

    http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

    I guess I'm dying on June 19th 2058. :P

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    Re: The Death Test

    March 13, 2056
    at the age of 69 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (43%)
    Heart Attack (17%)
    Contagious Disease (8%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)


    I guess all those no exercise questions and family cancer really screawed me over.

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    Re: The Death Test

    June 16, 2065
    at the age of 81 years old.
    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (33%)
    Heart Attack (16%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Horrible Accident (7%)
    Auto-Fellatio (7%)

    Well, that's pretty good But so far auto-fellatio hasn't killed me.

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    Re: The Death Test

    November 21, 2050
    at the age of 68 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (20%)
    Heart Attack (12%)
    Electrolysis (12%)
    Horrible Accident (7%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Loneliness (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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    Re: The Death Test

    January 7, 2047
    at the age of 75 years old.

    Heart Attack (22%)
    Cancer (19%)
    Electrolysis (11%)
    Homicide (6%)

    I guess I'll have to put off the electrolysis session I was planning .

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    Re: The Death Test

    at the age of 73 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (15%)
    Homicide (15%)
    Horrible Accident (12%)
    Cancer (11%)
    Drowning (7%)
    Public Execution In a Third World Country (5%)
    Alien Abduction (5%)

    please let me get abducted by aliens...

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    Re: The Death Test

    You can expect to die on:

    December 23, 2064
    at the age of 78 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:
    Cancer (48%)
    Heart Attack (13%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Alcoholism (5%)
    Drowning (5%)



    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
    189726 people claim to have leprosy.
    8% work in the porn business. ??? ???

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    Re: The Death Test

    February 18, 2053
    at the age of 71 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (26%)
    Cancer (19%)
    Alien Abduction (11%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)

    What the hell! I want auto-fellatio!! Which question did you answer to get that...I wonder what made Alient abduction so high.

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    Re: The Death Test

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    August 8, 2060
    at the age of 84 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (21%)
    Alien Abduction (15%)
    Cancer (13%)
    Drowning (10%)
    Alcoholism (6%)
    Contagious Disease (6%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Loneliness (6%)

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    Re: The Death Test

    December 13, 2047
    at the age of 63 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Alcoholism (15%)
    Alien Abduction (14%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Drowning (9%)
    Heart Attack (6%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

    Hmm, well I don't want to live forever, but I want to live longer than that.

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