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    Clever non-LJR sigs

    I saw this one on /.: WWJD? JWRTFM!

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    Re: Clever non-LJR sigs

    It seems nothing without knowing what it means ...

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    What Would Jesus Do? Jesus Would RTFM

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    Re: Clever non-LJR sigs

    Ah, thanks ...

    That's still meaningless to me ( and many others ) who don't do whether or not whatever Jesus would do. ...

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    Re: Clever non-LJR sigs

    I don't know if it already exists, but I want to make the following bumper sticker:

    "WWJD? He wouldn't tailgate."

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    Maybe I'm just a math-geek, but I got a chuckle out of this one:

    A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high
    probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane, realized that
    the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low.
    Now, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.

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    I don't know if it already exists, but I want to make the following bumper sticker:

    "WWJD? He wouldn't tailgate."
    That's hilarious!

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    WARNING: The Surgeon General has concluded that use of AOL can permanently damage your brain and social life.

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    Re: Clever non-LJR sigs

    Here are some I like ripped from the some of my friends at Aussie Overclockers:

    I am the person my parents warned me about...

    [Signature goes here]

    I'm the only person in my nudist colony that can carry two coffees and 10 donuts

    I have no sympathy for stupid people.

    Thats my 2.2cents (GST included)

    Yes, that is a rocket in my pocket..... and no, I'm not happy to see you.

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
    Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

    Don't panic, your vision will return in a few minutes.

    I've upped my post count, now up yours!

    if i had the goose that laid golden eggs id give it laxatives


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