Really nobody? I've seen it discussed on DD-WRT forums, so I know other people see the value of an automatically Torrified hotspot, but I don't know how to make it happen. I have several linux systems with both wired and WiFi cards in them, but I am not familiar enough with ipchains or masq to make the linux magic happen. If there is a magic word to make the helpful Linux elves appear, please consider it Open Sesame! This appears to be a nice guide, albeit too difficult for my delicate mind.