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    One Liners, Responses

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
    Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

    Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    Woman: It's in the phone book.

    Man: But I don't know your name.
    Woman: That's in the phone book too.

    Man: So what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: What sign were you born under?
    Woman: No Parking.

    Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not Enter

    Man: I know how to please a woman.
    Woman: Then please leave me alone.

    Man: I want to give myself to you.
    Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

    Man: I can tell that you want me.
    Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
    Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
    laughing.

    Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
    Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I'd go through anything for you.
    Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

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    Re:One Liners, Responses

    True story... I can't believe some people actually use these lines.

    Guy, "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

    My friend, "You must have lost your mind and my number with it cause I already gave it to you... get lost and try to find it."

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    Re:One Liners, Responses

    I have a friend who's used this one before:
    "You got a number to go with that ass?"
    and it actually worked...

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    Re:One Liners, Responses

    Hey honey, wanna go halfs on a bastard?

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