Reply With Quotesure! i do in redhat and debian!! i assume when you open a shell - i simply put /usr/games/fortune in my ~/.bashrc file.
...as Slackware does, is that possible on any othe distro? Any ideas?
sure! i do in redhat and debian!! i assume when you open a shell - i simply put /usr/games/fortune in my ~/.bashrc file.
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sure! i do in redhat and debian!! i assume when you open a shell - i simply put /usr/games/fortune in my ~/.bashrc file.
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Neat!
Like always, you are the man! ;D
You can also add it to the end of /etc/profile
Excerpt:
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.
Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.
HAHHAHHAHAHAAA - have seen many a fortune but i can't say i remember those.
[quote author=cloverm link=board=2;threadid=5108;start=0#50687 date=1032974181]
Excerpt:
[/quote]Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.
Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.
And the one they forgot?
Q: How can you tell if two elephants have been making love in your backyard?
A: Paw prints in the butter and your trash can liner is missing.
Ras
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