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On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
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Why am I weary of all explainations that start with "God..." ?
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93532 date=1114062472]
Why am I weavery of all explainations that start with "God..." ?
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Could it be because you're an atheist?
[quote author=stryder144 link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93542 date=1114096775]
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93532 date=1114062472]
Why am I weavery of all explainations that start with "God..." ?
[/quote]
Could it be because you're an atheist?
[/quote]
I think you are on to something there.
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93562 date=1114166763]
[quote author=stryder144 link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93542 date=1114096775]
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93532 date=1114062472]
Why am I weavery of all explainations that start with "God..." ?
[/quote]
Could it be because you're an atheist?
[/quote]
I think you are on to something there.
[/quote]
Strangely enough, as a non-atheist, I too am weary of all explanations that start with "God..."!
[quote author=stryder144 link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93569 date=1114182602]
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93562 date=1114166763]
[quote author=stryder144 link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93542 date=1114096775]
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93532 date=1114062472]
Why am I weavery of all explainations that start with "God..." ?
[/quote]
Could it be because you're an atheist?
[/quote]
I think you are on to something there.
[/quote]
Strangely enough, as a non-atheist, I too am weary of all explanations that start with "God..."!
[/quote]
Non-atheist would be a double negatory.. you would be a theist
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93705 date=1114722366]
[quote author=stryder144 link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93569 date=1114182602]
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93562 date=1114166763]
[quote author=stryder144 link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93542 date=1114096775]
[quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=10379;start=0#msg93532 date=1114062472]
Why am I weavery of all explainations that start with "God..." ?
[/quote]
Could it be because you're an atheist?
[/quote]
I think you are on to something there.
[/quote]
Strangely enough, as a non-atheist, I too am weary of all explanations that start with "God..."!
[/quote]
Non-atheist would be a double negatory.. you would be a theist
[/quote]
Actually, I would be more of a Deist. Still investigating my beliefs, one might say!
Cheers
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