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Joke: International Call (May not be workplace safe)
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    Joke: International Call (May not be workplace safe)

    A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will cost her $300, she exclaims, "I don't have any money but I'll do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
    To that the man asks, "Anything?"
    And the blonde says, "Yes, Anything!" With that the man says, "Follow me!"
    He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door."
    She does this and then he says, "Get on your knees." She does.
    He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.
    Then he says, "Go ahead, and take it out." With that, she takes it out and
    holds it with both hands. And then the man says somewhat impatiently,
    "Well, go ahead!"
    She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very closely to her lips, she says, "Hello, mom?"

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