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    I want my ISP dead

    Just a few days ago I was very content with my connection, but now I've been cut from getting an average 4MBit to a measly 256kbit - because they wanted to accomidate the CS and P2P using people better, some bad apples hogged the net apparently and now we are all paying the price.

    So what can you guy recommend, teaspoons or nails - for a slow, ineffective and painful way of torturing those morons.

    Oh and they claim this good for me, and they now want more money.. they ain't getting a penny.

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    Re:I want my ISP dead

    Might I suggest a scarab beetle or two? Not too many, mind you, as that will hasten the death. But one or two will provide endless hours of screams and pain. Not a bad way to send someone over the edge.

    Pardon me, as I am in a dark mood.

    Cheers

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    Re:I want my ISP dead

    Welcome to our world. Been there, done that.

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    Okay, let's start with the basics, do you know where they llive? (I'm talking about exact residense.) If so, get some fake blood and paint their name on the door, that may not work. If not, make a jack-o-lantern, stick a knife in it, and leave it in front of his door with a note that says "you". Or, if they happen to own a vehicle, you can deflate the tires. The possibilities are endless.

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    Re:I want my ISP dead

    Including getting arrested?

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    My life sucks anyways so getting arrested might put some fun back into it.

    So to make the whole tragedy a bit enjoyable, here are some letters arranged in a suitable manner:

    ----
    Bolignet-Aarhus
    RÝrdamsvej 1, st.tv.
    8260 Viby J.
    Denmark
    info@bolignet-aarhus.dk
    ----

    I'm not encouraging you to sell that to spammers, but I'm not saying don't do it either

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    Re:I want my ISP dead

    [quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=9834;start=0#msg89254 date=1096875030]
    My life sucks anyways so getting arrested might put some fun back into it.

    So to make the whole tragedy a bit enjoyable, here are some letters arranged in a suitable manner:

    ----
    Bolignet-Aarhus
    RÝrdamsvej 1, st.tv.
    8260 Viby J.
    Denmark
    info@bolignet-aarhus.dk
    ----

    I'm not encouraging you to sell that to spammers, but I'm not saying don't do it either
    [/quote]

    Wow...you are indeed a vile character, young David. Spamming someone should have some form of Biblical prohibition, maybe even a curse!

    *Wonder how much spammers pay for addresses...hmmmmm

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    Re:I want my ISP dead

    So fucking what, I'm an athiest, if I'm wrong I'll happily burn in hell. At least I'm honest..

    So sin away my evil army, spam those fuckers.

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    Re:I want my ISP dead

    Anyone knowing having time and money. Give him some feedback.

    Phone: 86 25 12 41
    Local number: 25 12 41

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    [quote author=Lovechild link=board=17;threadid=9834;start=0#msg89254 date=1096875030]

    I'm not encouraging you to sell that to spammers, but I'm not saying don't do it either
    [/quote]
    Why stop at spam?

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