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the math of life
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  1. #1

    the math of life

    The basic maths of life proves that Attitude is the secret....
    Do you ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%
    We have all been to those meetings.... where someone wants over 100%
    So how about achieving 103%???

    What makes life 100%????
    Heres a little maths that might prove useful......
    If
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    Is represented as
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then ....H A R D W O R K
    8 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    and ...K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    but.... A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
    and ....B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
    So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close.... attitude will get you there but bullshit will put you over the top......

    And look how far this will get you.....
    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 14 7 = 118%

  2. #2

    Re:the math of life

    Sounds like something that would end up in my spam bucket :P, but good nonetheless.

  3. #3

    Re:the math of life

    I prefer this one to get me through life...

    F U C K Y O U
    6 21 3 12 25 15 21 = 102%

    Looks good to me! ;D

  4. #4
    Guest

    Re:the math of life

    Back in my navy days, I head a good motto. I have followed it as well as possible, and it has guided me to the bliss that is my life now...it goes something like this:

    "If you're not me, Then screw you."

    Thank you and have a nice day... ;D

  5. #5

    Re:the math of life

    Something tells me that wouldn't go over well with high command... :P

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