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    Spam Ain't So Bad!

    My Yahoo! Mail account gets flooded with p0rn spam everyday (no shock there). One of the subject lines seems to have summed up my one year tour here in South Korea in three simple words: Lonely and Horny.

    So, it's with a lonely and horny heart that I must joyously announce that I have exactly 14.69 days left. Then, I will no longer be lonely!

    I can't wait to leave this lovely country!

    Cheers

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    Wow! Congratulations!!

    Drop by Florida and we'll celebrate! ;D

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    Heh. Poor Ms. Stryder when you get home.

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    sweet, shore leave :P

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    [quote author=trickster link=board=14;threadid=9069;start=0#msg82071 date=1082501589]
    Heh. Poor Ms. Stryder when you get home.
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    i think she will be a highly happy Ms. Stryder when he gets home ;D

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    Re:Spam Ain't So Bad!

    Well, she was happy when I came home on vacation a few months back (as illustrated by the fact that we are now expecting a fifth little hobbit). She's a bit frazzled now, so all she wants is a few days away from the little ones.

    Life sure is sweet!

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    Re:Spam Ain't So Bad!

    Great dude .... Drop by at Northern Cali on the way from SK although most stop by at LA rather than SF. I'll buy you a goof American beer. ;D

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    [quote author=stryder144 link=board=14;threadid=9069;start=0#msg82082 date=1082508888]
    Well, she was happy when I came home on vacation a few months back (as illustrated by the fact that we are now expecting a fifth little hobbit). She's a bit frazzled now, so all she wants is a few days away from the little ones.

    Life sure is sweet!
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    Wow. You are a brave one. Especially on military pay.

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    Gross 5.0


    You're shitting me right?

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    Re:Spam Ain't So Bad!

    Brave, I am not. Shitting David, never.

    We attempted to use a natural birth control method (obviously, it didn't work). Not to mention, she was under the weather for a week or so during the time that she was supposed to be most fertile. I guess we either miscalculated or caught her at the tail end of her fertile time.

    Oh, well. I don't mind having another. They really are cheaper by the dozen. Plus, I'm not likely to pay fed taxes for quite a loooonnnngggg time!

    Cheers

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