Life's little question ...

**jeager** · 12-10-2004, 05:00 PM

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a sause; then you
may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet,
the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll
have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

:?: Author Unknown :?:

**comtux** · 12-10-2004, 05:42 PM

Hmmm sounds like Ms Window's .

**jeager** · 12-31-2004, 06:45 PM

Deffinitely Micro-crash!

**Gruntled** · 01-01-2005, 07:44 AM

BTW, How often do you degauss? I used to degauss twice daily, but it's been a good 8 months since I've consciously thought of doing it, except when looking at new monitors, and noticing if they have a neat little button that does it for you....

**jeager** · 01-01-2005, 05:27 PM

:?: Degauss :?:

What's that? Powering on a monitor degauses each time. Presently, I'm using a 17 inch panel display. My 15 and 19 inch CRT monitors are down in the basement awaiting emergency time should this display poop out.